Portable Holes have been an Acme brand staple for years.  Who wouldn’t want the ability to walk through a wall, or instantly travel sort distances?  Well I get the Brain Trust back together to see just how close we can get to making these a reality.  We explore the history with a deep dive into the life of inventor Calvin Q. Calculus, explore the possibility of Quantum Tunneling, discuss the feasibility of localized wormholes, and finally we finish the episode with a psychoanalysis of Wile E. Coyote.