The mystery of human attraction remain unsolved, but Love Potion No. 9 attempts to solve it through the the voice. This is a movie about a substance that when sprayed onto your vocal cords, it affects your voice in such a way that the opposite sex will find you undeniably fascinating, while the same sex will find you uncontrollable aggravating. This has very little to do with love, but when mixed with the correct combination of smells, could create quite a powerful combination. We discuss the hilarious affect helium has on your voice, why Love Potion No. 8 won’t work over Zoom, and what exactly a “Fair Gnome” is.