Build-A-Baby: The Fully Customizable Infant

In this day and age, who wants to go through the hassle of being pregnant.  I know you sure don’t.  Luckily, now there is Build-A-Baby.  Out state of the art facility baby factory will let you experience the joys of having a child without the inconvenience.  Remotely monitor your baby’s growth through our video system, which has a 360 degree view of our fully transparent artificial womb.  Throw on a haptic suit for the fully immersive experience.  Feel your pre-born kick in real time without the chance of damaging internal organs.  And here is the real advantage of our system:  A full suite of customizable genes to ensure you get the exact baby you want.  No more dependence on the random elements of nature.  You can do a ground-up build, including final height, precise IQ, and a hair/eye color.  Be confident your infant will be defect free with Build-A-Baby!  Order yours today!

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